Essays

• When there was nothing left to say, we always had baseball (The Boston Globe Sunday Feature)

• Salt and Corruption (The Missouri Review)

• My One-Year Anniversary with Transcendental Meditation (Medium)

• Confessions of a Professional Clickbait Writer (The Boston Globe)

• Thanksgiving Improv (Substack)

• My Girlfriend Challenged My Inner Drinker … and Lost (P.S. I Love You)

• 33 Guru-Free Tips for Aspiring Freelance Writers (The Startup)

• 10 Things I’ve Learned from a Decade of Lifting Weights (Medium)

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Humor

• Sport Clips: Where MEN Go To Get A Haircut (Slackjaw)

• I’m The Consultant Your Boss Hired To Fix Your Team’s Problems (Slackjaw)

• It Might Not Seem Like It Based On Our Lack of Interest or Initiative, But We’re Hiring! (Slackjaw)

• Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown: Flavortown (Slackjaw)

• Boston McDonald’s Closes After Deal Offering Free Shamrock Shake To Residents With Shamrock Tattoo Backfires (The Boston Accent)