Humor

I’m The Consultant Your Boss Hired To Fix Your Team’s Problems

And I promise I'm not here to ruffle any feathers

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Essay

Salt and Corruption

Henry Short had a family who cared enough to notice he was missing—and this made him unique.

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Humor

Sport Clips: Where MEN Go To Get A Haircut

Haven’t you seen the commercials? It’s basically Hooters for haircuts.

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Essay

To Quit Drinking, I Had to Let Myself Be Bored

When I gave up drinking, I made a promise: “Don’t make a social media clout post about this when you reach your one-year anniversary.” Per usual, I was getting ahead of myself. I was also pretty hammered when I said it.

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Essay

When there was nothing left to say, we always had baseball

Baseball was a common language for my dad and me. So it was both sad and ironic when he died suddenly just a week before Opening Day this year. 

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Short Story

Thanksgiving Improv

There have been some notable Thanksgiving dinners in my family, but none like the time I convinced my family I had OCD.

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Humor

Anthony Bourdain’s Parts Unknown: Flavortown

Flavortown isn’t so much a city, but a wide-spanning, country-inside-a-country, nationwide phenomenon; the “Vatican City,” if you will, of deep-fried cuisine. One dominated by religion. The other, by grease.

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Essay

10 Things I’ve Learned From A Decade of Lifting Weights

A letter to my 15-year-old self about fitness, health, and personal growth.

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